yehey…
the QuickStop is 1 year old…
the QuickStop is 1 year old…
the QuickStop is 1 year old…
the QuickStop is 1 year old…
happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday to you…
Flashback :
Nov. 25, 2006 I posted these articles when I was in Victorville, CA
for a vacation to clear my “cache”… back then I didn’t know what to
post and back then my life was more simpler…
My blog : the QuickStop has had steady traffic for the past few months and lately I’ve noticing that my Google Adsense
clicks have been receiving a steady amount of clicks a day. I now I
earn about $2-$5 a day for this blog it’s small compared to the big
players but heck it’s a start… It’s better than $0.13 a week from the
previous months… hehehe
What you need to do to make people click your ads is a steady flow of traffic. And you may ask, "How do i get traffic for my site to increase my Google Adsense earnings?"
I’m not gonna say that it’s gonna be easy, because it’s not. I know it’s hard to get traffic
when you’re just starting your blog, these things take time. Let’s say
about two months or so, depending on your commitment to your blog.
"How to be a better blog trafficker"
Search Engine Optimization (SEO), in simple terms it’s making your
blog number #1 at search engines of your chosen topic by using specific
keywords that are related to your blog. Study your blog stats. I use Google Analytics,
to track my blog/website’s progress. And I use my cpanel’s Awstats, to
check which keywords, my readers or my visitors search to get to my
site, then use those keyphrases and/or keywords to come up with a post
and custom fit it into the personality of my blog. Although sometimes.
I do away with that and just post what ever I like, in the long run
someone would relate to your blog/website and your blog personality.
Now that you can ask your family,friends to visit your blog, if need be
bribe them. Heck chances are someone would like your post and tell them
to their friends and so as the cycle continues…. to me I asked my mom
to visit my blog, although my Mom never did leave a comment,but she
read my posts, and told her friends about it. That’s why I started
posting my stories and experiences in PC stufs, Windows Vista, Internet
Explorer, Firefox, PC tips, trick, tweaks , even simple fix for your
intermittent internet connections…NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL
MARKETING!!..
Another radical step would be asking your family,friends,colleagues
with websites of their own, for a link to your blog/website. Politely
asking them for a link will suffice but if it doesn’t work then
groveling/bribing/stalking helps.
"How to be a better Internet Marketer"
I won’t get into the nitty-gritty details of how this works, I get
sleepy when i try to read it, understand it… all I know is that when
somebody clicks your Ads ( the Google Adsense that you’ve placed on
your blog) you get paid for it. The more visitors/readers on your
blog/website the more chances of someone clicking it. Like in a raffle
draw the more entries you send the better chances of winning. Simple as
it is, but it’s very hard to implement. First of all, you would have to
register for your Adsense account (if you don’t have one), then to put
those Adsense links on your blog/website. Some say to make it blend in
your blog/website, some say make it stand out, it really depends on
your style. If you want to blend in the crowd or stand-out. Just
remember to put it in a place where its the first thing people see, but
don’t fill up your blog/website with ads because it will just put off
any potential visitor/reader. Now there is no quick way to earn online
it all takes time.
These worked for me :
Now remember the words of Jim Morrison in Wayne’s World… "If you book them they will come" so once you’ve set up your ads. concentrate on making cool articles, instead of making money.
Don’t cheat, don’t even click on your own ads… It’s a no-no.
You will get banned because of it. On the occasion you accidentally
click on them and that doesn’t mean instant banning, Google has ways to
detect cheating, I advice you to play fair and square.
Now that you got a goal in your blog… now it’s time for a reason in blogging…at my recent post about the Reasons why I blog… blog for fun… blogging as way of life, a passion…
DUNE : Litany Against Fear from the QuickStop
LITANY AGAINST FEAR
I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
- Frank Herbert, Dune - Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear
hahaha… I was looking at my stuffs in the attic… I found my treasure
cove of books…all from my old high school books…notebooks full of
doodles and scribbles of my insane teenage lifestyle to my notes from
college, floppy disks, I even found my laptop that I used in college…
hahha… hoping to find something of particular value… but as tried to
boot it up… it won’t let me… batteries’ dead and leaked… for being
stored for a long time.. heheh..
I found my DUNE books… which is still kept in perfect condition… I
began reading it…now I want to be a Fedaykin… Paul-Muad’dib’s dreaded
Death Commandos… I wanna ride a sandworm, I wanna hold a crysknife, I
want to learn the “Wierding Way”…. hahaha
mentat, ghola, ornithopter, fremen, harkonnen, atreides, sardaukar… Dune really fascinates me…
my Dune Collections are the following:
Dune trilogy:
Dune Prequel:
still haven’t read this:
I want a copy of these to add to my collection:
LEGENDS OF DUNE
The LEGENDS OF DUNE trilogy details the saga of the century-long
conflict, as well as the original breach that formed the deadly feud
between House Atreides and House Harkonnen. The story includes Tio
Holtzman’s development of foldspace and shield technology, the
establishment of the Imperium by House Corrino, and the Zensunni
Wanderers’ escape from slavery and their flight to the desert world of
Arrakis. Readers will also see the seeds of DUNE’s famous Great Schools
of the Mentats, the Bene Gesserit, the Suk Doctors, and the
Swordmasters.
not to be rude… but I found this funny quote from everything2.com derived from the Litany of Fear
LITANY AGAINST BEER
I must drink beer.
Beer is the mind killer.
Beer is the little death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my beer.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me,
and when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
When the beer is gone, there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
heheheheh… oh well… waiting for the new DUNE books…
HUNTERS OF DUNE
by Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson
(Tor, Paperback)
SANDWORMS OF DUNE
by Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson
(Tor, Hardcover)
Check out the Dune Official Website…
Windows Vista : Ways to conserve your Laptop’s battery power
Using Windows Vista can bring a total strain on your laptop’s
battery power. Because of the new features of Vista, it’s a total power
hog. First of all you need decent specs to run Vista and all that power
and performance is putting a strain on my poor laptop. When running on
battery mode here’s what I do.
komy blog site is now at…the quickstop
oh btw i was browsing through my previous sent messages… and happen to find across a gem in a form of a reply from my previous bulletin post which i can’t find…
here it is…
Ramblings and other blah, blah, blahs…part 2
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…You are entering jaren’s mind…tread with caution!!! Sanity is just a phone call away
Girls give you headache, but they are also the cure…
Girls I hate them, but I can’t live without them…
After years of being with them, here’s what I found out…
Arrrgh!!! Who am I kidding it’s still a blank slate I can’t think of anything.
I played with them, fought with them, teased them, courted them, loved them…
Still it’s a mystery I can’t seem to put my mind to rest when I think about it.
They understand me but why can’t I???
Does it take a special kind of skill or talent to decipher their moods, body language?
I don’t know that’s what I’m here to find out…
For 9 years and counting, there is this girl that had always mystified my mind, I’ve loved her since the first time I saw her and until now I can’t seem to get her out of my mind.
The first time I saw her she wore glasses that made her look weird and she has this curly hair that I always wanted to brush with my hands.
I’ve always been fascinated by the way she talks, walks, smiles, and just stand there and look cute without trying very hard.
I always have trouble with women they make me nervous…women reach the state of perfection without even trying; even though they have their flaws but it tends to be covered up as if I’m locked in a hypnotic trance.
From the nerdy type that I remembered when we were in high school to a pretty young lady that she is now…
I’m an idiot compared to her…
I can’t seem to think of anything but her…
My palms sweat and words always seem to come out in gibberish form, it’s disrupting my everyday life but it’s worth it…
I’m willing to wait and do whatever she wants me to do, I can be her lover, her bestfriend, everything that I can do I’d do it for her…
I don’t want to be lonely it’s difficult not to feel a little bit disappointed when things don’t go the way I planned it…
I can’t end the day without calling her…
If didn’t call her my night would suck because I didn’t hear her voice, and if my night sucked…
No amount of coffee can make me feel better and the next day would suck too…
but if I do call her, I’d smile all night till the next day, everything seems brighter and full of wonderful colors and when I talk to her, the smell of fragrant flowers surrounds me and when I look at the sky I see a rainbow and butterflies flutter by and by…
When I look at her, my day is complete; nothing can ruin my day a strange wave of energy flows within me that makes my heart sing and muscles weak at the same time bwahahaha!!!!!!!…
All the time, all day, all I do is daydream about her…
Well what could this be??? I love her!!!
That’s it…
End of story, I know it’s cheesy but I love her…
But what can I give to the girl who has everything? Help please!! I don’t know what to do…
Coffee!!!!!! I need coffee!!!!!!!
I want to laugh and cry at the same time, it sucks but that’s the way it should be “survival of the fittest”… Bwahahaha!!! a sudden change of events she called me “ADORABLE” and “Intelligent” like a walking computer and now I’m writing about I can’t believe my ears… was I dreaming or not???
Well I guess not,… slowly but surely I just move a notch higher because at -1000, now I’m at -999 ranking…nice she thanked me for helping her…my pleasure…
Continuation of the epic saga of loser in love…
I can’t think straight…why??
I’m sleepy… why???
I’m hungry…why??
I feel shitty and depressed at the same time…
I want to drink some beer and smoke some cigs I want to get wasted…
So I won’t feel the pain—the pain of longing and waiting for the love of someone that is not in love with you…
I don’t know…
I don’t want to go back to the hell I’ve experience when I quit drinking and smoking…
So maybe it’s a bad idea to get wasted…
I’d just ride it out and accept the pain, which always comes with love…
”all is fair in love and war”???? Bullshit!!???!!!??!!
Bacon and ham, shawarma and balot… why do always think of her?? Aside from food, of course…tapsilog, siopao, siomai, pizza, barbeque, calamares, sisig, porkchop, beefsteak, tocino, kare-kare, cheesedog, burrito, fajita…food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!….one mistake and you pay for it for eternity…fortunate accidents, lucky discoveries, stupid quests, plans for world domination that some boys won’t grow out of…how can something not happening be a sign… the absence of sign is a sign…if you want to improve be content to be thought foolish and stupid…I have dragons to slay and princesses to rescue but I still need to run my own race and fight my own wars and make my own obituary, the quest for world domination is at hand…what’s going on in my mind… I can’t explain. With thoughts of “if I were this”, “if I were that” crap, who cares, I’m not myself lately, and I just do what I feel and act what I do… I can’t stop thinking of her even when I try not to think about her. Ohhhh this sucks… my head hurts but in a good way… headaches and migraines are a gift…I’d just take a pill and pop it in my mouth and boom… a dreamless sleep thanks to a crazy pill…ahhhhhhh!!! It’s disrupting my everyday life, everywhere I go, I always see something that would remind of her… and when I sleep, I always dream about her… I’m losing my mind or not… I like what I’m feeling; I haven’t felt this way for a long time. When’s gonna be my time? My dreams are full of her…only in dreams can I hold her and call her my own. I wish I can call her mine and she can call me hers…I love her I can’t think of any other reason,, I forgot to take a bath, I can’t eat properly, it’s very hard to concentrate, and things that I enjoy doing seem boring, food doesn’t taste good…Bwahahaha!!! I’m in love…
Good things come to those who wait… yesterday was one of the most happiest days of my life, I’m with her even for a short period in time my day was complete standing close to her, I wanted to hug her, hold her close to my heart, but I’m afraid she might walk away… but what is this I’m feeling, she held my hand, I’m praying that she wouldn’t let go…please don’t let go… I love you can’t you see…
Is it hard to understand, is it hard to love someone, and is it hard?? Is it??
Can I be a little bit optimist?? Sure… I’m always an optimist, but experience has taught me that wishful thinking always leads to disappointment! …solving her problems creates more problems for me??? Huh??? All I can think of are happy moments but she’ll never know the pain I’m going through in what she put me through. Why do I feel sad? Why do I feel depressed? Why am I lonely? I was always alone… riding the pain all by myself, nobody to care for, but now all I can think of is her…Bwahahahahaha!!! Why does this always happen to me? I can’t blame her, I can’t even blame myself… well, I guess what goes around comes around, at this point in time I’m eating dirt but pretty soon , I will walk on the top too. It’s only a matter of time till I recover… but for now I guess what I need to do is cry…cry alone…cry where nobody sees me…no one can help me…money can’t solve my problems but I guess crying does…but wait and see… there’s something in her that calms me down.
She’s like gravity- everything gets pulled closer to her… just like me I’m attracted to her like a moth to a flame… girls aren’t meant to be tamed, you can’t treat them like a thing and expect them to be good to you… you have to win their affection, capture their attention and make them fall in love with you. Tragic love or strange love—a love that can never be… it’s only in my mind and only in my dreams… how sad!!! Now I’m afraid to face reality, I like living in my dreams. Maybe it’s cool, maybe it’s sad or maybe it’s bad that we’re not together… I can’t eat and I can’t sleep, I’m so damn tired because I’m so hung up on you, I hang out in my room and I just think of you… so maybe it’s good but often it’s not but still it’s a shame we’re not together…
Being alone all these years… I never competed with anyone and now I don’t have to pay attention to the competition, the one that I need to beat is myself…
random thoughts and stupid and useless YM chatting…. compiled….
si kublai cristobal… sumulat ng fengshui for the arabs… dating sculptor ng mga rebulto sa egypt??
i’m enjoying myself being free and single… para pag nag-asawa na ko sa kanya ang attention ng buhay ko
wilmer: hhehehhehe
wilmer: "Blogging" as in you write alot stuffs about life which interest other people…
wilmer: You write articles based upon the "theme" that you like….
wilmer: like being a "Loser"
jaren69ph: i know what blogging is… i’m not stupid pero di ko alam na maraming pera pala magagawa dun
wilmer: one way to earn is "Advertising"
wilmer: Google AdSense, Advertising….
jaren69ph: but i need an account to get the money di ba??
wilmer: pay-per-click yun. if someone visits your site, then click dun sa mga ads na yun, it gives you commission…. pwedeng 12$-$250 a day
jaren69ph: i mean bank account
wilmer: oo
jaren69ph: shit
wilmer: pero kahit hindi na….
jaren69ph: sayo papasok ok ba??
wilmer: postal address lang…. check ipapadala sayo
wilmer: hahahhaha
wilmer: pwede ring ganun, pero pwede rin deretso syo
wilmer: ano? want to write alot of stuff?
jaren69ph: hell, yeah!!!!!!!! puno yung utak ko ng loser experiences
jaren69ph: mahal mo ba naman si syntyche for 9 years eh… "ja wag, i’m vulnerable!!!" hanggang nagyon
wilmer: kasi ganito yun…. If you write alot of stuff. Yung mga Search Engines mag c-c-crawl sa site mo then, you maybe on top of Google searches regarding your articles… then pag may nag-click sa ads, kikita ka.
wilmer: yun OK yun!!!
wilmer: hahahha
wilmer: merong nag-e-e-earn nang $200 a day dun!
jaren69ph: nice
give me a reason not to love you and i promise i wont stop loving you
jaren69ph: hindi ko alam yun… hook me up kailangan ko ng pera
teach me the ways of a Loser….
bwahaha!! of course my young stupid padawan!!!
…later you will be known as "The Most Loser of all Bloggers"
next week visit my site loserlifestyle.com… contains my experiences and short stories on loving, crying, losing and being a waste of time…
http://www.alexking.org/software/wordpress/theme_browser.php– what is this …????
Guide to obtain all characters
Android 16
- During the Namek Saga there will be a point where two red markers will be available on your map, and you must head to the easternmost
marker to initiate a conversation with a frog containing Captain Ginyu’s consciousness. After the scene, proceed through the DU as normal, and you will
reach the Android Saga as a new feature to playing Krillin’s DU a second time. During this Saga, if you search the chain of islands on the southern portion of
the map, you will find a ‘plains’ area. Here, Krillin and Trunks will find a damaged android 16. After the scene, head to West City, where Bulma will
repair Android 16, and he will become playable (Krillin DU mode 2nd time)
Android 17
- Defeat Android 17 in Dragon Universe mode with Piccolo)
Android 18
-Complete Dragon Universe mode with Krillin)
Bardok
-In the beginning of Goku’s DU fly over to Raditz’s spaceship, you should see a ??? Enter it and you should get him)
Brolly
-Beat him on the 2nd time through as Goku. Find Supreme Kai a little SW of the red dot before you fuse with vegeta, he will tell you about a stronger force. Then go fuse and fight Buu, after beating him instead of going on to Kid Buu you will get a red dot for Brolly)
Captain Ginyu
-Defeat Captain Ginyu in Dragon Universe mode with Goku)
Cell
-Defeat Cell in Dragon Universe mode with Teen Gohan)
Cell Jr.
-Beat Piccolo in Dragon Arena when he brakes in (your level must be at 30-40 and fight lvl 66 Tien)
Cooler
-After beating Frieza under where you beat him, should be Ssj Vegeta. Beat him and Vegeta will tell you about Cooler. Go to Cooler’s red mark and beat him with Goku) You also have to complete Vegeta’s DU before this will work)
Dabura
-In DU mode defeat Dabura with Teen Gohan)
Dr. Gero
-Defeat Dr. Gero in Dragon Universe mode with Yamcha)
Fat Buu
-Play through Dragon Universe with Goku)
Frieza
-Defeat Frieza in Dragon Universe mode with Goku)
Gogeta (Vegeta)
- Buy it from Skill Shops (Random) when you got Black Membership Card)
Gogeta Capsule
- On a time through as Goku/Vegeta. Instead of fighting Uub or Brolly you’ll receive an invitation from their sons to fight in a fusion. Just win that fight.)
Gohan
-Complete Dragon Universe mode with Teen Gohan)
Goku (SSJ4)
-Defeat kid Buu with a super spirit bomb and there’ll be a continuation of DU. Don’t go to the dot. Go to the islands to the right of the dot and go to the???. You will find Goku’s Ssj4 capsule there)
Goten
-Defeat Goten in Dragon Universe mode with Gohan)
Gotenks
-Buy in the capsule shop once you got Black Membership Card)
Great Saiyaman
-Complete DU with Gohan(Adult))
Hercule/Mr.Satan
-Help him out in Piccolo DU mode (Majin Saga) at the desert South of Baba’s Palace and go talk to Videl at central city)
Kabitoshin
-To unlock this potara fusion, you must play though Gohan’s (Adult) DU a second time. Follow the events to unlock Supreme Kai (as shown above) and then fight and defeat Kid Buu with Gohan. Once you do, do no head to Broly’s red dot right away. Instead, go to Central City, and then fly
directly west to the coastline. You should find a small island covered in forest, where there is a ‘forest’ event. Activate the event, and you will get the Kabitoshin capsule)
Kid Buu
-Defeat Kid Buu in Dragon Universe mode with Goku)
Kid Goku
-Playing As Goku in DU second time before facing Nappa check water to the right for Grandpa Gohan’s house to unlock Kid Goku faster)
Kid Goku (alternate)
-Complete Dragon Universe mode with Broly)
Kid Trunks
-Defeat Majin Buu in Dragon Universe mode with Vegeta)
Metal Cooler
-To unlock Cooler’s metallic self, you will need to be playing through Goku’s DU
a second time. During the Namek Saka, right after you fight Frieza, three red
dots will appear on the map. Go to the one on the center island and battle
Cooler and defeat him. Another event will appear in the same spot, and Cooler
will now be metallic. The capsule that enables his metallic form can be found
just north of Cooler’s ship, before fighting him as Metal Cooler and after
talking to him as Metal Cooler.
Omega Shenron
-Once invited to fight against Gotenks at the tournament, go get your Ssj4 capsule on one of the little islands to the right of the tourniment. Then visit Bulma in west city, she will tell you the Dragon Radar is broken. Next defeat Gotenks at the tournament and then you’ll get to unlock Omega Shenron.)
Recoome
-Defeat Recoome in Dragon Universe mode with Goku)
Saibaman
-Beat Nappa in Dragon Arena when he broken in (your level must be at 10-20 and fight lvl 32 Videl)
Super Buu
-Defeat Super Buu Dragon Universe mode with Goku)
Supreme Kai
-Supreme Kai can be unlocked during Gohan’s (Adult) DU mode on a second play through, by searching the map and viewing the two Videl events and beating Goten. After both of those are complete, head to Kami’s lookout and beat Piccolo. When the Debura marker appears, head to the mountains on the northeast coast of the main continent to have a discussion with Vegeta.Afterwards proceed to defeat Debura. Gohan should now decide to pursue Vegeta instead of Buu. Defeat Vegeta, then head to the dot on your map, but before you face Buu, scan the immediate area. There is a ‘plains’ location which is easier to find by using the Ki-search (R1) near central city, where you will find Supreme Kai and he will be unlocked for you after the scene with Gohan.)
Teen Gohan
-Complete Dragon Universe mode with Kid Gohan)
Trunks
-Complete Dragon Universe mode with Vegeta)
Uub
-When fighting Kid Buu as Goku, use the spirit ball technique as normal or kaioken and it will become the Super Spirit Bomb, just win the attack and there will be a continuation of DU. Next beat Uub at the tournament to get his capsule)
Vegeta
-Defeat Vegeta in Dragon Universe mode with Goku)
Videl
-Hercule’s daughter can be unlocked only while in Gohan’s DU. Before your battle with Dabura, search fields east of Goku’s house for one event with Videl, then search the island chain in the lower right portion of the map. You should find a spot that will initiate a second conversation with Videl about how she’s being trained, and afterwards, she will be unlocked)
SS4 Vegeta and Vegeta’s SS4 Gogeta Capsule:
In Vegeta’s 2nd DU, as soon as Vegeta is resurrected after Fat Buu, go to muscle tower on the ice island. There you will automatically talk to kibitoshin about Broly. Then go fuse and fight Buu at the dot. As you go to fight kid Buu Goku will instead send you to find and kill Broly. Once you can move, instead of flying to Broly, fly around the chain of islands to the SE. Here you will see a event with Vegeta complaining about Goku while King Kai makes it so Goku can here Vegeta complain. After that go kill Broly. After Broly, Vegeta will sense a new power but it’s not evil. instead of heading to the new dot to the south, go talk to piccolo at kami’s tower, he will question him. After, go towards Baba’s palace. in a "plains" area you will talk to Bulma about Goku turning ss4. Then she tells you to go home (West City) for a surprise. She gives you the SS4 capsule. Now go beat Goku at the red dot to the south. If you beat SS4 Goku, you will get Vegeta’s capsule for SS4 Gogeta)
Since the evolution of man (and woman), there is always been a disturbing force which separate man and woman from each other. It is an everlasting grudge between the genders. A war in which, who among them will dominate each other.
But the common conclusion, they always end up living together.
"Girls???? Gggggrrrrrrrrrrrrr … I hate them"
Have you ever examined girls? Studied? Observed? Sure you have. Of course, they always are the sick and twisted part of our lives, we played with them when we were kids, fought with them, shouted with them, courted them, loved them, we’ve had fantasies about them, cried with them(???), sent them mushy Valentine’s card(yuck!!). Well, if not. You better start doing it. So to initiate your feet into walking, here are some ideas.
Girls are much harder to wake up in the morning than boys. Always taking an hour in the bathroom. They are also the first ones who turn on electric appliances such as TV, Radio, Electric Fan and etc…
Statistics say that girls spend 20% of their lifetime facing or holding a mirror. And you will see more cosmetics in their bags than any other stuff. They have a collection of lotions for different occasions. Colognes and Perfumes for them is a must. They use different kind of techniques in applying cosmetics in their faces. Leaving the house without applications is somewhat impossible to them.
Often taking an hour to choose clothes. And must always come in pairs. (Red shirt must come with red pants, White shirt with Black Pants etc…). They always double check if there is too much exposure of skin to the public. They will wear short skirts but later cover them while walking and stting down. They always see every dimension on figuring out the right clothes for the day. The time it takes for a girl to get ready is the amount of time that a guy can decide what to do about his life.
They’re so much conscious about pimples. What’s with pimples? For them, a tiny dot on their face is like being kissed by the worst guy at school. It’s like a volcanic eruption. It’s like a meteor shower. It’s like hell on earth.
They’re very conscious about their body. Girls are much physically aware about themselves against boys. The weight and size are properly observed. You cannot say jokes about them being fat. You always hear from them in dinner "I’ll eat little because I’m on a diet". Though they eat little even they’re not on diet. In reality, they may eat a little but the frequency of them eating on a day is quite high, If only they knew that the less they eat the more they get fat, because of the tendency that they get hungry all the time.
Girl’s favorite hobby is shopping. 80% window-shopping and 20% true shopping. Girls like window-shopping and they’re a pain in the head when you bring them to a department store. They spend hours in shops looking for things and I’m still amazed on their energy to go to another one. They are always on a lookout for sales and discounts. They can’t stop themselves from buying something on sale even though they don’t need them. They prefer branded items. Majority of their time are staying at the garments and shoes section. They happen to like a lot of things but in the end they will like none. Some girls go to the children’s section looking for something that will fit with them. And it is very boring to watch and wait for them. They took a lot of time in the fitting room. And the worst of all, if she’s your girlfriend, 50% of her shopping money comes from you.
Girls talk too much and most of them are nonsense. Why do they always have loud voices? And when they speak, the sound waves exerted from their mouths irritably go directly to my eardrum? You often find them in groups talking and laughing. Love life, Boys and Boy Bands are always the content of their conversation. And they perform pretty weird moves while talking. It seems like they have tons of expressions for each word they will speak.
They always carry pocket books for trade with other girls. Stickers, stationeries, pictures etc… And I’m still quite confused on the way that girls use small bags but containing enormous amount of stuffs unlike guys who have big bags but you will not see a thing. They always prefer Soap Operas and watch them everyday. They have pictures of their favorite Boy Band. And possibly they’ll die not having them.
And there’s a possibility that they spend most of their day daydreaming (probably thinking about their crushes). They always found themselves in the middle a fantasy where they’re being saved and stuck in the middle of a battle between a dragon and the knight in shining armor. Sshhhhhhheewww!
Girl’s Friend or Girlfriend
Some of them…
Girls are so sensitive that you cannot say no to them. And they always see you when you’re hiding from them. There is no way you can get out of their sight. They always ask you questions like "Do you still like me", "Who are you with last night", "When will I see your parents", "Am I the only one", "How many girlfriends did you previously have" which are also the common questions that have been previously asked by your past girlfriends. Girls prefer you to stay at home rather than being with your colleagues and friends. She’ll call you at the house just to say goodnight. She’ll send you a text message just to inform you to remind her. It is like you must fill up the missing space of their life. They always want you to take them to places they’ve never been before. You must greet them or give something on each special occasion you will see in the calendar (Christmas, Valentines, How bout All Saints Day?). You must invite her on family occasions such as outings, reunions, cousin’s weddings etc…. It’s a weird thing to say, but still they capture my attention.
And some of them…
It is often hard to get their attention. Is it? Or they’re just pretending like they didn’t. It’s just I can’t figure them out! They don’t care if you exist. It’s like there is nothing between you and her. When you say to them "I love you", they laugh. A date with her is like dating yourself. Except when your rich and/or have a car, you can have girls like these in an instant. Well one thing I can say them, a waste of time.
And some of them…
The fashion-aware girls, the one I’m previously talking about. They care too much about themselves. They put a thick corrosive layer of makeup everyday. They think they’re pretty but they’re not! The chemical they put on there face makes them look older. The fact that when they are at home, you would not notice her , without the makeup and the fancy, colorful clothes they wear, they’re just same like the others… normal? or what?
And the remaining others…
Well, they are a bunch of nerdettes. They prefer science fiction books rather than you. You always end up having intellectual conversations. Debating almost every possible topic a man’s eye can see. They may not talk too much. But their brain is full of weird ideas. They are weird, Very weird.
In Conclusion
Girls give you headache, but they are also the cure.
Girls how I hate them, but I can’t live without them.
